Us: Wait, wait. Wait. Before you open that, we just want to clarify, we ordered the 1.5L not the 3.0L. We aren’t going to pay for more than the 1.5L.
Waiter: Yeah, yeah. I know, but our bartender is an idiot and swears this is the one you want, so just take it. I already rung up the 1.5L.
Us: You’re… sure. We don’t need this if you aren’t sure.
Waiter: Yes, take it or leave it.
Us:…….. alright we are going to need more glasses.
(Dumb)
15 minutes later…
Bartender: Uh… I fucked up. Umm… can I at least get a glass or two of that for myself?
Us: Take three.
